I’m sure you’ve all seen mis-translated menus, signs and instruction booklets – here are some I spotted on my travels…

Perfume Shop - Prague
The Marriott Hotel in Prague has a number of concession shops. One of these sells replica perfumes. But their tag line shown on this poster outside their shop won’t encourage many English speakers to try the perfume.
Heraklion Airport - Crete
Not sure why the Heraklion Airport authorities felt the need to create a sign to prevent people lying on the floor.
Dog Fouling - Madeira
This was taken down by the harbour in Madeira where the cruise ships dock. Some artist had to draw this – imagine his boss saying “right I need you to draw a picture of a dog taking a shit”.